If I were king of the fore-e-e-est Not queen, not duke, not prince My regal robes of the fore-e-e-est Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz I’d command each thing, whether fish or fowl With a r-r-ruff and a r-r-ruff, … Continue reading
Couldn’t even be arsed getting the head movements right, such is the sheer enjoyment I’m getting out of Photoshop at the moment! You may use these pictures on your site, but wherever possible, let me know and always give a … Continue reading
And here we have it again. Dirty Roy. Hand in pocket. Fiddling with contents whilst lurking behind the Russian singing ladies. You may use these pictures on your site, but wherever possible, let me know and always give a link … Continue reading
Of course, if you look closely you can see the lengths I’ve gone to to disguise the fact that he was carrying a red jacket and not the Olympic torch. See. Look… Look closely… There you go! Shocking photoshopping at … Continue reading
Not content with ruining parties, scaring children and adults, and down right despicable behaviour, he’s now mastered time travel and his popping himself into various famous movies. Cunt. You may use these pictures on your site, but wherever possible, let … Continue reading
